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My Friend Hampson

He skates

BEST EXPIRED EBAY AUCTION... EVER.. SINCE LIKE.. FOREVER

Just incase you haven't heard


This is a max wicked sick BMX. It's a Reliance Boomerang and it's done heaps of maximum extreme stunts. I have mostly done stunts on this bike since forever. Once I did a boom gnarly stunt trick on it and a girl got pregnant just by watching my extremeness to the maxxxx. Some details about sickmax BMX: Comes with everything you see including: TOPS AS SUSPENSION REAR FORKS!! 2 x wheels 1 x seat I will even thrown my sick BMXing name for FREE - Wicked Styx. Has minor surface rust on handlebars and front forks (easily removed). More rust on rear forks (as shown in pics). Tyres hold air but are pretty old. Basically, it's an old BMX, but it's radness is still 100% in tact. Tricks I have done on this BMX: Endos - 234. Sick Wheelies - 687. Skids - 143,000. Bunny Hops - 2 (Bunny Hops are gay and my brother dared me to do them, which I did because I'm Rad to the power of Sick). Flipouts - 28. Basically if you buy this bike you will instantly become a member to every club that was ever invented, worldwide, because you will be awesome. Pick up from Richmond in Melbourne. Throw your hands in the air like you just don't mind.

My Biggest Fan

Today I received a letter. Some 52 year old man has me confused with some actor Hannah Sim who's American. Because I am on google with an acting agency he sent a letter to Auckland Actors. Amazing.
I'm not too flash with the old scanner but here it is..
Click on the photos to enlarge if your eyes aren't amazing like mine

VALENTINES DAY

One event that is even much more of a disappointment than New Years is Valentines Day.
If there's one thing I hate more than romance, it's the people who like it.
Get fucked Valentines Day

New Years Eve 08/09

Because I have descended into the self-loving world of the blog, I will rant on about something nobody will read or care for except myself

New Years Eve,

While most of you will drink yourself to showing the world your genitals and contracting a venereal disease, I've embarrassed myself enough for a lifetime and wont be celebrating my biggest annual disappointment

I will vomit and break out into a very rare sweat in the privacy of my own home.

The best New Years I ever had was by a bonfire, and I was 9 years old

I got a bottle of champagne for Christmas, Video Ezy will be open and that is more than enough for me.

I look forward to hearing about the tears, the broken limbs and the arrests you'll all endure while I laugh.

Now I am the one who is writing about how stupid and anti-climatic New Years is because I was too disorganised to do something interesting.

Happy New Years